The IC Anon Fanmail Meme

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The IC Anon Fanmail Meme

This meme is similar to the Anon Questions Meme, except that the characters get anon fanmail instead of anon questions.

[The Rules]

1. Post as your characters, and write down the name, canon, preferences, etc.

2. Go around and find another character, go anon, and send them IC anon fanmail. The fanmail can be as sincere or insincere as you wish. The anon characters can de-anon anytime the mun wishes to do so. Staying anon till the end is fine, too. 

3. Tag away, and be excellent to each other! No wank, please. 

 

Comments

[savedbypudding]

It is. [ At least that small compliment seemed to cheer the other up. Though, Sirius was'nt too unconvinced that Lockhart would just walked down the halls till some fangirl called him pretty and perk back up to his normal self.]

Yeah. Just teasing. [ Sirius said, ever the playboy as his thumb ran down Gilderoy's neck before he stepped away with a little smirk, giving the other some air.] Guess everyone just thinks your pretty.

[gildylocks]

[Indeed, but a little Hufflepuff girl calling you pretty just isn't as wonderful as Sirius Black doing it!]

Oh... but they should! Sometimes I look into the mirror and I just get lost in my own eyes. [Although Gilderoy is blushing quite a bit from Sirius' closeness, he still takes some time to swoon over himself. Never change! He gives the taller boy another big smile once he'd pulled away from him.]

You're not terrible looking either, you know. [He's not very good at giving other people compliments...]

[savedbypudding]

[ Being called anything by a small little Hufflepuff girl is'nt the same as being called that by Sirius. He's just that wonderful. Damn it.]

...I'm sure you do. [ Because, really, there is no way to reply to that other then the thousand jokes bubbling up inside him. Sirius returns that smile as he moves to sit on the castle window ledge, his feet dangling off the side.]

Yeah? Heard that. Also heard I'm a great sight to see first thing in the morning. [ Not really, naked, messy of hair and properly clinging to you.]

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy is almost too easy to make fun of... perhaps that is why he goes through his years at Hogwarts relatively un-bullied. And because he's too much of a coward to sit on a ledge himself, he decides to pose up against the wall... one had to look one's best in case any of the fangirls happen to pass by!]

Really? I look much better after I've combed my hair, myself. The only downside of these magnificent curls is that I have to style them before anyone sees me! [...that went right over his pretty blonde head, Sirius.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Because it was like some adorable golden puppy that stared at himself far too much in the mirror hallway. Besides, have you ever seen a pissed off fangirl? Those second graders have tiny but effective fists. Sirius just brushed his long wild hair behind one ear as he leans back against the wall. His rope open and his shirt tucked so he exposed just a little bit of tummy as he leaned back.]

Oh yeah. Such a hard burden to bare. [ Yeah, he could tell. ]

[gildylocks]

[It really is quite an effective combination young Gilderoy has going for him, it'll most certainly get him far in life! He watches that little bit of exposed Sirius tummy with some fascination, before sighing dramatically.]

Oh, it is! To look as marvelous as I do... it is hard work. Although all of it is completely natural. [Save the highlights and whatever unholy concoction he put on his face to make his complexion entirely like that. But the sparkly forget-me-not blue eyes are a family trait!]

Aren't you afraid you'll fall from that ledge and hurt yourself, Sirius? Not that I'm afraid of heights~ [Hah. Most certainly not!]

[savedbypudding]

[ Yeah. So FAR IN LIFE. At least he'll end up better then Sirius, that's for damn sure. He notes the others look with a tilt of his head but did'nt say anything about it.]

Of course, totally natural. [ Sometimes it's just better to let the other bratter on about this stuff. Family's family traits are all dark hair and big brooding eyes, along with the crazy need to kill and hate anything different. He skipped that last one.]

Of course not, would you take care of me if I fell? Kiss it better?

[ He teased as he pretended to all fall before catching himself. Because, he's a dick.]

[1/2]

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy will eventually surprise friend and foe alike by emerging as the ~hero~ of the wizarding world, and while his con won't hold up for too long... at least he doesn't end up in Azkaban or dead like so many of his fellow students eventually will? He'll lose his memory of course, but those St. Mungo's healers really are quite sweet compared to dementors.]

Entirely natural! Why, I had people accuse me of having dyed my hair before... but I am a natural blond, honestly. [He smiles brightly at Sirius' question.] Perhaps I would-

EEEEEE! [An even better reaction than Sirius could've hoped for!] Oh... I thought you fell!

Re: [2/2]

[gildylocks]

[Aaand he starts to cry. You made Gilderoy Lockhart cry. He's terrified of heights!]

[savedbypudding]

[ Or jail and then death. In the case of Sirius Black.]

Yeah, I hear the Hogwarts newspaper club is all a flutter with that sort of talk. [ There's no way Sirius can not laugh at that reaction because that sound was AMAZING. It echoed down the halls and though the school. Sirius chuckled before he saw those tears in the blonds eyes. He held his hands up in surrender.]

I'm sorry...It was a little funny.

[ He slipped off the ledge to cup Lockhart's chin again, brushing a few tears away from his face like he'd done to so many post-break up girls.] Shush. I'm all right..

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy's bottom lip trembles and he looks up at Sirius with those big, tearful blue eyes, clearly enjoying the attention a little too much.] H-how could you laugh at me like that! But- But I wasn't afraid... you s-surprised me, that is all!

I am not afraid of anything!

[He even forces himself to smile again, a big and forced smile that's quite sad combined with those tears. Lockhart doesn't even realize Sirius is probably going to make him sit on that ledge now... he isn't all that smart.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Really, Lockhart should win award for some those look. It actually manged to make Sirius Black FEEL BAD. Snape could learn a few things.] Right. Surprised. That's all.

[ The marauder just nodded as it that was totally true. Sirius just slips back onto the ledge but this time he brings Gilderoy with him, letting him slip between his open legs.]

It's really not that bad...

[gildylocks]

[He'll actually go on to win Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award no less than five times! Sadly, there isn't a 'saddest sparkliest eyes' contest or he'd make off with that too. Snape could never~]>

Oh- I- ehm! [Gilderoy protests weakly, smiling very nervously and then just sitting down on Sirius' lap without thinking. It's one more body between him and that ledge!]

Why, it isn't scary at all! [Nevermind how pale he looks...]

[savedbypudding]

[ While Sirius will go on to win "Best escape ever from a crazy demented prison" award offered by no one. Ever.]

Not really. [ He chuckled at the boy in his lap. A little thankful that they were alone because, really, no need for "LOCKHART AND BLACK SNOG IN TOWER" to be going around the school. He'd never hear the end of it from prongs.]

You can hold onto me. If you want.

[gildylocks]

[If it makes you feel any better, Gilderoy Lockhart wouldn't last a minute in that place~]

Brave, aren't I? People think I'm only beautiful and charming but I'm also incredibly brave. [Gilderoy tells himself, and Sirius, while inmediately wrapping his arms around the taller boy's neck and snuggling up.]

How many Valentine's Cards did you recieve last Valentine's Day, Sirius? [Teehee. Oh Gilderoy, you're always so subtle!]

[savedbypudding]

[ That's a makes he feel a little better. Less crazy as well.]

Oh. Totally brave. [ His voice was dripping with scarcasm but he doubted the other would know. He was pretty sure the most innocent thing could freak out the blond. He blinks as suddenly he's just got Lockhart all around him and snugging.]

I don't know, I think it was like...twelve with a hell of a lot of choclates?

[ Thanks to the lines of girls at his door. He always manged to get big swag when those years came along.]

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy wouldn't know sarcasm if it hit in the face... really, he's so terrible at recognizing sarcasm that he thinks Snape actually likes him!]

Oh... only twelve? I recieved thirty last Valentine's Day! And heaps of lollipops, because I told my fanclub that it is my very favorite candy. [He's quite content to be sitting in Sirius' lap and snuggling up to him, it seems. Lockhart's just a little too naive to understand how strange it is to be sitting on another boy's lap like that.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Snape doesn't like ANYONE. NOR should anyone like him. Really. At all. End of story.]

Oh? So you sucked thirty lollypops huh? Sounds like a fun night. [ There was that dirty smirk again, even if Lockhart might not get it. SIRIUS did. And that was the important thing, Sirius gently stroked those gold locks like he'd done so many times with Remus after a full moon. It might be a little strange but it was just them, alone, after all. ]

[gildylocks]

[It is in Gilderoy Lockhart's very nature to be friendly to everyone, Sirius! He just can't help it.]

It was very fun, although I had to brush my teeth three times after I was done sucking all those sugary lollipops! [It seems like Lockhart really doesn't get it. Although he doesn't mind having his hair stroked, he does give the other boy a bit of a worried look.]

You won't tousle my curls, will you?

[savedbypudding]

[ Because he liked the attention, not because you SHOULD be friendly to some people. And certainly not Snape. Sirius snorted just a little at Lockhart's words, his head shacking a little.]

I'm sure you're very good at sucking. A++ class sucking Lockhart.

Of course not..

[ Honestly hes not sure what tousle means. That's Remus's side of things.]

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy just wants to give Snape a chance to become his fan! It's not as if some of his fangirls aren't less than perfect looking.]

...oh... do you mean something other than sucking a lollipop, Sirius? [He hopes Sirius will explain it to him! Most of Sirius and James' jokes are really much to difficult for Lockhart to laugh at. He smiles brightly.] I am not a child anymore, you know! I aught to understand such things.

[savedbypudding]

[ Hey, if you want him. You can have him. Sirius wants none of that.]

[ Sirius just chuckled at that before running a hand though his hair before shrugging. Might as well explain it to him. Right? As he said, he's not a child. Just as long as he does'nt have to explain where baby's come from.]

I meant...sucking a lollypop as in.. [ He tried to choose the right word before he just nodded down to the blonds crotch as if that should be enough.]

[gildylocks]

[It takes a moment for it all to sink in and Gilderoy's eyes move from his own crotch, barely hidden by the tight emerald green trousers he wears, back up at Sirius.]

REALLY? But I've never done that before! [He begins to giggle nervously. D'aww, still so innocent despite all those swooning fangirls.] Sirius! Have- have you ever done such a thing?

[savedbypudding]

Really?

[ Clearly Gileroy's little band of fans needed more gays in them. Sirius just arched his eyebrow at that before he shifted under the other before shrugging.Hey, he was'nt ashamed of his sexual history.]

Yeah.

Sucked off the Hufflepuff seeker last week.

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy has no male fans at all and probably never will... most male students find him unspeakably annoying, even the ones who'd actually fancy another boy.]

O-oh... and- And did it taste good or icky? [It's obvious the blond is curious, and more than a little confused, listening to Sirius with bright pink cheeks.]