The IC Anon Fanmail Meme

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The IC Anon Fanmail Meme

This meme is similar to the Anon Questions Meme, except that the characters get anon fanmail instead of anon questions.

[The Rules]

1. Post as your characters, and write down the name, canon, preferences, etc.

2. Go around and find another character, go anon, and send them IC anon fanmail. The fanmail can be as sincere or insincere as you wish. The anon characters can de-anon anytime the mun wishes to do so. Staying anon till the end is fine, too. 

3. Tag away, and be excellent to each other! No wank, please. 

 

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[gildylocks]

[If it makes you feel any better, Gilderoy Lockhart wouldn't last a minute in that place~]

Brave, aren't I? People think I'm only beautiful and charming but I'm also incredibly brave. [Gilderoy tells himself, and Sirius, while inmediately wrapping his arms around the taller boy's neck and snuggling up.]

How many Valentine's Cards did you recieve last Valentine's Day, Sirius? [Teehee. Oh Gilderoy, you're always so subtle!]

[savedbypudding]

[ That's a makes he feel a little better. Less crazy as well.]

Oh. Totally brave. [ His voice was dripping with scarcasm but he doubted the other would know. He was pretty sure the most innocent thing could freak out the blond. He blinks as suddenly he's just got Lockhart all around him and snugging.]

I don't know, I think it was like...twelve with a hell of a lot of choclates?

[ Thanks to the lines of girls at his door. He always manged to get big swag when those years came along.]

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy wouldn't know sarcasm if it hit in the face... really, he's so terrible at recognizing sarcasm that he thinks Snape actually likes him!]

Oh... only twelve? I recieved thirty last Valentine's Day! And heaps of lollipops, because I told my fanclub that it is my very favorite candy. [He's quite content to be sitting in Sirius' lap and snuggling up to him, it seems. Lockhart's just a little too naive to understand how strange it is to be sitting on another boy's lap like that.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Snape doesn't like ANYONE. NOR should anyone like him. Really. At all. End of story.]

Oh? So you sucked thirty lollypops huh? Sounds like a fun night. [ There was that dirty smirk again, even if Lockhart might not get it. SIRIUS did. And that was the important thing, Sirius gently stroked those gold locks like he'd done so many times with Remus after a full moon. It might be a little strange but it was just them, alone, after all. ]

[gildylocks]

[It is in Gilderoy Lockhart's very nature to be friendly to everyone, Sirius! He just can't help it.]

It was very fun, although I had to brush my teeth three times after I was done sucking all those sugary lollipops! [It seems like Lockhart really doesn't get it. Although he doesn't mind having his hair stroked, he does give the other boy a bit of a worried look.]

You won't tousle my curls, will you?

[savedbypudding]

[ Because he liked the attention, not because you SHOULD be friendly to some people. And certainly not Snape. Sirius snorted just a little at Lockhart's words, his head shacking a little.]

I'm sure you're very good at sucking. A++ class sucking Lockhart.

Of course not..

[ Honestly hes not sure what tousle means. That's Remus's side of things.]

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy just wants to give Snape a chance to become his fan! It's not as if some of his fangirls aren't less than perfect looking.]

...oh... do you mean something other than sucking a lollipop, Sirius? [He hopes Sirius will explain it to him! Most of Sirius and James' jokes are really much to difficult for Lockhart to laugh at. He smiles brightly.] I am not a child anymore, you know! I aught to understand such things.

[savedbypudding]

[ Hey, if you want him. You can have him. Sirius wants none of that.]

[ Sirius just chuckled at that before running a hand though his hair before shrugging. Might as well explain it to him. Right? As he said, he's not a child. Just as long as he does'nt have to explain where baby's come from.]

I meant...sucking a lollypop as in.. [ He tried to choose the right word before he just nodded down to the blonds crotch as if that should be enough.]

[gildylocks]

[It takes a moment for it all to sink in and Gilderoy's eyes move from his own crotch, barely hidden by the tight emerald green trousers he wears, back up at Sirius.]

REALLY? But I've never done that before! [He begins to giggle nervously. D'aww, still so innocent despite all those swooning fangirls.] Sirius! Have- have you ever done such a thing?

[savedbypudding]

Really?

[ Clearly Gileroy's little band of fans needed more gays in them. Sirius just arched his eyebrow at that before he shifted under the other before shrugging.Hey, he was'nt ashamed of his sexual history.]

Yeah.

Sucked off the Hufflepuff seeker last week.

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy has no male fans at all and probably never will... most male students find him unspeakably annoying, even the ones who'd actually fancy another boy.]

O-oh... and- And did it taste good or icky? [It's obvious the blond is curious, and more than a little confused, listening to Sirius with bright pink cheeks.]

[savedbypudding]

[ If someone had told him he would be talking to Lockhart of all people about what cum tastes like. He'd would have rolled his eyes. Yet here it is. Sirius just tilted his head at the others bright cheeks.]

You know..good. Really good. Depends on the guy?

[ He said with a little shrug and a tilt of his head.]

Nothing like getting a guy begging and his toes curling. It's rather fun.

[gildylocks]

That does seem like fun! [Not as fun as having your photograph taken or shopping for new robes, but still rather fun. Lockhart tries to imagine the taste but he can't really come up with anything yet.]

I bet mine tastes very good! [...yes, he went there. What did you expect from Gilderoy Lockhart? His expression is priceless, like he just saw the ~light~]

[savedbypudding]

Does it now? [ Sirius's entire voice was laced with amusement as he chuckled at Gileroy's entire life had been changed with such a simple fact.]

I don't know about that Lockhart. I'd have to taste it.

[ And yes, Sirius just said that. It was too good to pass up. He expected Lockhart to blush or something and then they'd move on with there lives.]

[gildylocks]

It must, I can't imagine- [Gilderoy does blush, quite a bit, and he even covers his face with his Ravenclaw scarf in embarrassment.]

Oh Sirius...! Would you really? [And then, after pulling the scarf down again.] Will I get to taste yours as well? [He seems to think blowjobs are a lot like sharing a butterbeer or a bag of jellybeans.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Sirius chuckled as the other covered his face, that was almost worth explaining his dirty joke. His eyebrows went up at Lockhart's next words. Because, really, he was'nt expecting that. "Dumb blonds give it up easy" suddenly flashed in his mind of that stupid muggle porno mag he read. Normally, he figured that was total BS.]

...Er...I mean, you'd have to work for it to get taste mine.

[ Hey, free blowjob in the tower. No complaints, right?]

[gildylocks]

...work for it? [Gilderoy looks just like he does during his Potions classes... he didn't expect he'd have to work for anything!]

[There may be some truth to those words, although Lockhart's usually much too innocent to even think of such things! Sirius really brings out the very worst within him with his popularity and tall, dark and handsome thing~]

[savedbypudding]

It's not like it just suddenly comes out mate, gotta work for it. Takes real talent.

[ He knew that would get him, he gently brushed his lips over that pale neck as his hand gently danced over the others leg and over his crotch.]

Even you know that right? Do you wank Lockhart?

[gildylocks]

[The smile returns in full force at those magical words.] But Sirius, I am incredibly talented! At everything.

[The sudden lips on his sensitive neck make Gilderoy shiver, quite pleasurable shivers, and he leans up to whisper in Sirius' ears through nervous giggles.] I believe I do!

[savedbypudding]

At everything...?

[ He manged to sound impressed, even by that. He smiled at the others nervous giggles and little whisper as his hand finally glided over that crotch more firmly.]

I bet your really impressive down there Lockhart. More then all the other boys...

[ Sirius almost felt back for playing him like this. Maybe he should stop?]

[gildylocks]

Why yes, everything! [Gilderoy promises him, before looking quite surprised at suddenly feeling Sirius' hand glide over the front of his breeches. More impressive than other boys?]

Would- would you like to see it? [Sirius could stop and buy Lockhart an alcohol-free butterbeer instead. Or, you know, keep up the good work! But it is fairly devious to take advantage of Lockhart like this... it really is remarkably easy.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Sirius just moved his hand back, tilting his head at the others words before he tilted his head. He was'nt quite drunk enough to take advantage of Lockhart in some random tower like this. Not when he was so..innocent.]

Yeah but I properly should'nt.

[gildylocks]

It'd be rather indecent, wouldn't it? [Gilderoy looks a little relieved, visibly so, because he isn't sure if he's as remarkable down there as Sirius believes! And also because he's probably not ready for such grown-up escapades just yet.]

[He gives the other boy a dazzling smile.] I am supposed to be quite well-behaved, you know!

Is it true you have a motorbike?

[savedbypudding]

A little.

[ It's clear he mad the right choice, his horny needs aside. Lockhart did'nt exactly seem like the type to want to actually do it. So why make him? He's a bit more withdrawn now, as he slipps his hair behind his ear.]

Yeah. Betsy. She flys.

[gildylocks]

[Lockhart's smile fades a little when Sirius seems to return to his old self, too cool for school and definitely to cool to be talking to silly little Gilderoy Lockhart.]

Oh... that must be very exciting! Will you take me for a ride? [He suspects it'll be a no... oh, why can't he be a little smarter and a little better at flirting?]