The IC Anon Fanmail Meme

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The IC Anon Fanmail Meme

This meme is similar to the Anon Questions Meme, except that the characters get anon fanmail instead of anon questions.

[The Rules]

1. Post as your characters, and write down the name, canon, preferences, etc.

2. Go around and find another character, go anon, and send them IC anon fanmail. The fanmail can be as sincere or insincere as you wish. The anon characters can de-anon anytime the mun wishes to do so. Staying anon till the end is fine, too. 

3. Tag away, and be excellent to each other! No wank, please. 

 

Comments

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy has no male fans at all and probably never will... most male students find him unspeakably annoying, even the ones who'd actually fancy another boy.]

O-oh... and- And did it taste good or icky? [It's obvious the blond is curious, and more than a little confused, listening to Sirius with bright pink cheeks.]

[savedbypudding]

[ If someone had told him he would be talking to Lockhart of all people about what cum tastes like. He'd would have rolled his eyes. Yet here it is. Sirius just tilted his head at the others bright cheeks.]

You know..good. Really good. Depends on the guy?

[ He said with a little shrug and a tilt of his head.]

Nothing like getting a guy begging and his toes curling. It's rather fun.

[gildylocks]

That does seem like fun! [Not as fun as having your photograph taken or shopping for new robes, but still rather fun. Lockhart tries to imagine the taste but he can't really come up with anything yet.]

I bet mine tastes very good! [...yes, he went there. What did you expect from Gilderoy Lockhart? His expression is priceless, like he just saw the ~light~]

[savedbypudding]

Does it now? [ Sirius's entire voice was laced with amusement as he chuckled at Gileroy's entire life had been changed with such a simple fact.]

I don't know about that Lockhart. I'd have to taste it.

[ And yes, Sirius just said that. It was too good to pass up. He expected Lockhart to blush or something and then they'd move on with there lives.]

[gildylocks]

It must, I can't imagine- [Gilderoy does blush, quite a bit, and he even covers his face with his Ravenclaw scarf in embarrassment.]

Oh Sirius...! Would you really? [And then, after pulling the scarf down again.] Will I get to taste yours as well? [He seems to think blowjobs are a lot like sharing a butterbeer or a bag of jellybeans.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Sirius chuckled as the other covered his face, that was almost worth explaining his dirty joke. His eyebrows went up at Lockhart's next words. Because, really, he was'nt expecting that. "Dumb blonds give it up easy" suddenly flashed in his mind of that stupid muggle porno mag he read. Normally, he figured that was total BS.]

...Er...I mean, you'd have to work for it to get taste mine.

[ Hey, free blowjob in the tower. No complaints, right?]

[gildylocks]

...work for it? [Gilderoy looks just like he does during his Potions classes... he didn't expect he'd have to work for anything!]

[There may be some truth to those words, although Lockhart's usually much too innocent to even think of such things! Sirius really brings out the very worst within him with his popularity and tall, dark and handsome thing~]

[savedbypudding]

It's not like it just suddenly comes out mate, gotta work for it. Takes real talent.

[ He knew that would get him, he gently brushed his lips over that pale neck as his hand gently danced over the others leg and over his crotch.]

Even you know that right? Do you wank Lockhart?

[gildylocks]

[The smile returns in full force at those magical words.] But Sirius, I am incredibly talented! At everything.

[The sudden lips on his sensitive neck make Gilderoy shiver, quite pleasurable shivers, and he leans up to whisper in Sirius' ears through nervous giggles.] I believe I do!

[savedbypudding]

At everything...?

[ He manged to sound impressed, even by that. He smiled at the others nervous giggles and little whisper as his hand finally glided over that crotch more firmly.]

I bet your really impressive down there Lockhart. More then all the other boys...

[ Sirius almost felt back for playing him like this. Maybe he should stop?]

[gildylocks]

Why yes, everything! [Gilderoy promises him, before looking quite surprised at suddenly feeling Sirius' hand glide over the front of his breeches. More impressive than other boys?]

Would- would you like to see it? [Sirius could stop and buy Lockhart an alcohol-free butterbeer instead. Or, you know, keep up the good work! But it is fairly devious to take advantage of Lockhart like this... it really is remarkably easy.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Sirius just moved his hand back, tilting his head at the others words before he tilted his head. He was'nt quite drunk enough to take advantage of Lockhart in some random tower like this. Not when he was so..innocent.]

Yeah but I properly should'nt.

[gildylocks]

It'd be rather indecent, wouldn't it? [Gilderoy looks a little relieved, visibly so, because he isn't sure if he's as remarkable down there as Sirius believes! And also because he's probably not ready for such grown-up escapades just yet.]

[He gives the other boy a dazzling smile.] I am supposed to be quite well-behaved, you know!

Is it true you have a motorbike?

[savedbypudding]

A little.

[ It's clear he mad the right choice, his horny needs aside. Lockhart did'nt exactly seem like the type to want to actually do it. So why make him? He's a bit more withdrawn now, as he slipps his hair behind his ear.]

Yeah. Betsy. She flys.

[gildylocks]

[Lockhart's smile fades a little when Sirius seems to return to his old self, too cool for school and definitely to cool to be talking to silly little Gilderoy Lockhart.]

Oh... that must be very exciting! Will you take me for a ride? [He suspects it'll be a no... oh, why can't he be a little smarter and a little better at flirting?]

[savedbypudding]

[ While earlier Sirius might have made a crack about "riding Lockhart all night long". This time he just held his tongue, any more flirting had died with the choice not to molest the pretty blond boy.]

You're scared of heights?

[gildylocks]

[Aww, little Gilderoy just needs someone who'll have some more patience. Or a lot or it.]

You can fly close to the ground, can't you? [It seems Lockhart didn't really think the 'flying' part through. Oh dear!] Or- or we could go to Florian Fortesque's Ice Cream Parlor and have a vanilla fudge fizzler!

[Because Sirius definitely isn't too cool for that.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Sirius has Pait--...OK yeah. No. He likes sex though. ]

I guess? Be almost like driving it on the ground though. [ Never underestimate what Sirius is too cool for. Besides,that's in public.]

That certainly sounds nice? And diabetic.

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy doesn't want to admit to being afraid of flying so instead he just keeps on smiling his bright, vacant smile.]

It is rather sweet... but in a delicious way! My mummy- I mean my mum send me a lot of pocket money over the weekend, I wouldn't mind paying for yours. [He's still in the other boy's lap, his firm tushy pressing up against him. Perhaps Sirius should consider pushing him off?]

[savedbypudding]

[ Well, any hope of them sleeping together when away at that little slip. Mummy? Really Gileroy?? Sirius just bites his lip at that wiggling ass over his crotch. Really that has to stop.] You don't need too. I'm sure there's a girl in 2nd year who'd love to take that offer instead of me.

[gildylocks]

...oh. [Lockhart seems quite disheartened upon hearing that and it is very obvious that he'd much rather share an ice cream with Sirius!]

Gosh... I must've done something to upset you! I can't imagine what it might've been. [He's absolutely serious; Gilderoy will never be very talented at reading other people.]

[savedbypudding]

[ Since when did they reach icecream buddy levels? Sirius just smiled a little at that, cupping Lockhart's chin and leaning in to give him a friendly peck on the lips and his best fae smile he could.]

Nothing, you've done nothing. Really.

[gildylocks]

[Gilderoy lives in a somewhat different world than everyone else, his little mind is full of fantasies where everyone absolutely adores him just because he's so beautiful and wonderful. He can't think there is anyone out there who wouldn't want to be his ice cream buddy! But oh, how very wrong he is.]

[Still, that kiss manages to make him smile again and quite gleefully at that. The blush returns as well.] I haven't?

But... I don't understand. Would you rather eat or drink something else, dear Sirius?

[savedbypudding]

[ At least Sirius could put the boys worries to rest considering he'd almost sucked him off a few moments ago. Sirius just smiled at that little blush before he nodded a few times.]

Do you really want to spend time with me though? Perhaps you should find a boyfriend or a girlfriend who'd...suit your amazing status? [ Why did this remind him so much of his old house and his brother?]

[gildylocks]

[Really, that didn't register as much as it should for Lockhart and in a few days it'll be forgotten like so many things in the blond's life. He's just happy Sirius isn't upset with him... that'd only lead to more of those horrible pranks!]

Oh, no! [Gilderoy begins to giggle again.] I am far too beautiful and fashionable to be anyone's boyfriend! At least, anyone at Hogwarts.