The IC Anon Questions Meme!

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The IC Anon Questions Meme!

 

How this works.

✪Post with your Character! Name and series go in the header.

✪Go find another character! Go anon and ask them questions. They can be as ridiculous, serious or random as you want.

✪Go answer the ones people have left for you!

 

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Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[(Anonymous)]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey kids! I bet you've been waiting for this because it's time to play a game! And the name of the game is...This or That! Yays! It's really simple, okay? I'll list out two things and you get to choose between them!

Are you ready? Let's get started!

Terra or Celes?
The Empire or Kefka?
Sabin's happiness or the good of aaaaaall of Figaro?
Blondes or brunettes?
Fish or steak?
Destiny or predetermined fate?
Chocolate or vanilla?
Eternal celibacy or a reeeally nasty STD?
Roses or daisies?
And split ends and bad hair in general or just being straight up bald?

omg [1/2]

[edgar_roni]

Ah--? Very well.

[2/2]

[edgar_roni]

1. I will not answer this, out of respect to them both.

[And because he'll either get roasted or frozen alive.]

2. Neither, to be frank.
3. Figaro is very important to me and while I cannot disregard my brother's feelings, he will understand if I were to say Figaro comes first.
4. Hair color matters not! Both are fine by me.
5. Fish.
6. Aren't these the same, Anonymous? Very well. Destiny. It sounds less restrictive than the alternative.
7. Vanilla. Sabin likes chocolate, if I remember correctly.
8. That would depend -- is the disease curable?
9. Roses.
10. Bad hair. There are many ways to hide and care for that sort of thing whereas being bald... There is no hope for you. Aside from an obvious toupee.

[(Anonymous)]

Curable? Nope! It's really really really nasty for a reason! And it burns.

[1/2]

[edgar_roni]

Ah, I see. So, the choice is between painful and nigh unbearable pain and sores that can be spread and is not curable. Or eternal celibacy...

[Decisions, decisions.]

[2/2]

[edgar_roni]

I choose death.

[(Anonymous)]

Silly! This isn't Amat!

Whoops, was that too meta? Sowwy.

[edgar_roni]

...Amat?

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry about it, Eddie! It's just a place where nubile young maidens and lads se- weeeell, actually, I guess this meme's PGish kind of and I shouldn't get into that here!

Okay! Well, you did good and you should feel good about yourself! Do you feel good about yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

What type of women do you prefer? Of course you'll want to say "all women" but there must be some women who stand out among the others.

[edgar_roni]

But it's true -- I prefer all women. Although I suppose if you want me to even get more specific...

[He shrugs.]

Confident women.

Re: Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[(Anonymous)]

Pirates or Princesses?

[edgar_roni]

[Nice one, anon.]

Princesses that masquerade as pirates.

[andrarrrgynous]

It's not masquerading.

[edgar_roni]

Oh, you were born into a line of pirates and just decided to become a princess along the way?

[andrarrrgynous]

I'm more a pirate than anything else!

[edgar_roni]

Oh, I'll never doubt that, I assure you.

[He still has the bruises.]

[(Anonymous)]

How in the heck do you manage to carry those drills around everywhere??

Where do you hide them??

There are eight! EIGHT!

Your pockets can't be that big.

[edgar_roni]

It's a trade secret, Anonymous.

[(Anonymous)]

Not even a hint?

[edgar_roni]

Afraid not. I've been sworn to secrecy.

[(Anonymous)]

By whom?? Is there a guild of people who use flipping DRILLS as weapons? Are you the head?

[edgar_roni]

Ah ah ah! I cannot tell. Although I do admire your enthusiasm...

[(Anonymous)]

A drilling conspiracy. I should have guessed.

Fine. Why an *air* anchor, then? How do you anchor air?