memeboxy | The IC Anon Questions Meme!

I choose death.

Silly! This isn't Amat!

Whoops, was that too meta? Sowwy.

...Amat?

Don't worry about it, Eddie! It's just a place where nubile young maidens and lads se- weeeell, actually, I guess this meme's PGish kind of and I shouldn't get into that here!

Okay! Well, you did good and you should feel good about yourself! Do you feel good about yourself?

I'm feeling rather confused and distrusting, actually.

That's too bad...confidence in yourself is the first step in attracting mates, you know! Chin up! You'll get through this and be the best you can be!

And I've got an idea to help you! Yays! Would you like to hear the idea?

What is the idea?

I am going to go to a certain place called Craigslist! Can you say Craigslist? Great! I'm going to go there and copy/paste ads from various individuals who are seeking some kind of relationship! And then? Based off of that you say...

Date or not date!

Sounds fun, right, Eddie?

I have no idea what a Craigslist is, but I will entertain this idea of yours, Anonymous.

Okay! Let's get started!

I am hoping to meet an outgoing man. I am easy going and like to have a good time. I do not smoke, and go drinking from time to time. I'm recently single again, so I dont really want to get into anything committed yet, I'm just trying to find a playmate right now, might become something more overtime. Send pictures and/or stats to [redacted] at yah0o.

Daaaaaaate or no date?

She sounds rather fun. Date!

[Hey, anon, Edgar might want to meet these ladies. No need to hide it...]

Way to be decisive! Here's the next one!

So... I live in west [location] and I drive this lifted Chevy that says Beautiful Disaster on the back window. I have hot pink hair and I have a lot of tattoos I don't know if men are intimidated by me because u will all whistle and smile an ask about me but not ask me out. I take care of myself. Truck money house. I'm a good women with a huge heart that I wear on my sleeve and cover in tatts so no one will see it bleeding. I am hilarious and I pee in the shower. Ill give all I got if I feel u are to. I care about people who are probably not worth my time and by the homeless men on every corner of [location]. Downtown and west side lunch on valentines day and hand out blankets on Christmas at the bus station. I look like a hard ass chick and even though I am I'm not at the same time I would love A man to hold me and kick it with. So idk who's out there or if u have seen me an wont come up to me but here's the chance. Please put your favorite band when u respond and a picture. Ill send one back. I am not superficial but attraction is a must. Ur lying to ur self if u don't think so. So that's it. Lets see what happens.

Be for real. I don't want dick pictures and I don't want old men. 40 is good u less ur super hot ad have ur shit together.

No basement or parent living situations either an I don't have money for u to spend. Haha

Date or no date?

Hmm... She sounds like she knows what she wants. Date.

Wow! You'll go for anything, won't you? It's great to be open to new experiences!

Are you attractive, intelligent with a streak of sarcasm? Enjoy wine tastings and art galleries? Movies that are off the beaten path? You take care of yourself but aren't excessive about it. Interested in a long-term relationship? I'm not seeking someone with a perfect body but someone who cares about himself and is attractive, physically, emotionally, ethically and intelligently. You might have a full head of hair and shed like a puppy or bald like a cue ball, it really doesn't matter to me. You may have children but if they are not of voting age, I'm not interested. Perhaps that limits my potential opportunities, but so be it. Please don't contact me if you do have children under the age of 18.

You don't care if I get up earlier than you do as I might bring you coffee in bed. When you offer to walk me home in the city, you don't mind that I'm independent and not afraid to walk home by myself, because you pity the individual who might tangle with me and are secure enough to accept my declination of your offer not as a slur to you or your ability to protect me. Geographical proximity plays in here too. If you're further south than [city], or [city], this probably won't logistically work.

You are confident and cocksure, but not cocky. Strong but soft, affectionate without slobbering all over me, at least not in public. You're adventurous in trying new things, including food and possibly watching 300 tubas play Christmas carols. You like that I'm high energy, talkative and outgoing. You are honest and have the integrity and class if at the end of a first date, we don't click, to politely say you don't see any potential as opposed to slinking away after saying you'll call. You're nice to old people and animals. You might subscribe FHM or Stuff but you balance it out with other materials that stimulate the mind whether it be Anais Nin, War and Peace, or the latest James Patterson novel.
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Me: SWF, Professional, degreed, 46, 5'4", brown/blue, I'm sassy, with an irreverent sense of humor and smart. I wear contacts and sometimes glasses which give me the NW Librarian Princess Look.

I read anything from mind-candy crime novels to deeper fiction. Seeking someone to share good times with which includes cooking wacky things, schlepping down for a humbow or dim sum on a Saturday morning after donning a baseball cap and a pair of shorts, catching the new art exhibit constructed purely out of bras, laughing so hard our abdomens and faces hurt, impromptu trips to a baseball game, citrus tasting, lolling in bed, cards and board games including backgammon and Yahtzee! and much much more. You have the finesse to give me that look when we are at a party and I know what it means, "let's get out of here and go somewhere more intimate" and you whisk us away with charisma and not offending our hosts.

I can dress up and down. My profession does require some black tie events that always provide great people watching opportunities. I'm low maintenance, 30 minutes from shower to out the door!

I don't post a picture for professional reasons. I don't look like Jabba the Hutt, but have been described as pretty and/or cute. No, my gluteus maximus is not the size of Rhode Island, which was referenced as a standard of measure related to the fires in Greece years ago. What's up with that?

So why am I on this site? In my professional life, based upon my position, I cannot and will not date employees nor clients. Where else do people meet? Bars? I'm too mature for frat boys and in the library you have to quiet! On the bus? In my downtown neighborhood, the vagrants clog public transportation to keep warm/cool and Bird Flu Bus Bob is not the ideal conversationalist.

You know the question!

I like this woman! Definitely date! What's her name, Anonymous?

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