The Anon Questions And Other Anon Things Meme

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The Anon Questions And Other Anon Things Meme

In this meme, the muns can post anon questions, anon fanmail, and many other things.

[The Rules]

1. Post as your characters, and write down the name, canon, preferences, etc.

2. Go around and find another character, go anon, and send them IC anon questions or anything else from the list of prompts. Making up your own anon thing is fine, too.

3. The anon muns can de-anon any time they want in the thread. Staying anon until the end is fine, too. Tag away, and be excellent to each other! No wank, please.

[The List Of Anon Things]

1. IC Anon Questions - They can be as ridiculous, serious or random as you want.

2. IC Anon Fanmail - The fanmail can be as sincere or insincere as you wish.

3. IC Anon Secret Messages

4. IC Anon Unwritten Letters - Unwritten letters are letters and messages people write to other people, alive or deceased, just to get things off their chest, without ever meaning to actually send them. However, the anon unwritten letters in this meme somehow manage to end up being sent to the character theyre're directed at, despite the fact that they were never meant to be sent in the first place.

5. IC Anon Glomping / Hugging.

6. Anything Else / Wildcard / Make up your own prompt!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I ... see you have ears. Are those real?

[tsundere_catgirl]

How many people do you know who lack ears? Yes, they're real.

[(Anonymous)]

[ Anon thinks: she bites, huh. ]

No, I don't mean that. I mean your ears, the ones you have on your head. My ears aren't like that.

[tsundere_catgirl]

[She bites alright, and snarls, and hisses, and scratches, and claws...]

And where do you have your ears? On your rump? In the palm of your hand? Yes, my ears are that of a feline, yest they are authentic, no they are not like most human ears, and yes that is fur on them.

[(Anonymous)]

[ Okay, Anon is annoyed. ]

You're being very rude. Of course I don't have them in either of those places - do you think I'm some kind of monster?

Thank you for finally answering my question. That will be all.

[ Anon's totally fuming in silence at this. ]

[tsundere_catgirl]

Funny, I was thinking of asking you that very same question. Perhaps the next time you ask such questions, you may wish to think about how you might feel being asked about such things. Humans treat we Laguz as monsters so often that these questions irk and tire me, so if you're looking for an apology from me, don't expect it.

By the way, I answered your question the first time I said they were real too.

[(Anonymous)]

[ Yes, please poke holes in Anon's logic!

......

After Anon digests her words, they stuff their hands in their coat pockets. ]

Sorry.

I was honestly just curious. It's not every day you come across a person with real cat ears.

[tsundere_catgirl]

[Sigh]

Perhaps I was... overly harsh. I'm often told by my superiors that I'm a little too hostile towards hum-err... Beorc, so I suppose if you had any other questions, I wouldn't mind answering them.

[(Anonymous)]

[ Have a cautious stare. ]

I don't remember being called a 'Beorc'. [ Anon thinks: What is that, anyway? This must be some serious cosplay. ... Maybe. ] I'm-

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

...anonymous, not a Beorc. [ Anon caught themselves in time! Whew. ]

[tsundere_catgirl]

It is not meant as an insult, that is simply what we Laguz call 'humans' when we aren't trying to insult them.

[Yes, human is an insult in the Laguz language, the more you know.]

But if you prefer, I shall simply refer to you as Anon.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a more respectful term than 'human'? How did that happen? Where I come from, being called human is a normal occurrence - there's no stigma attached. How odd.

Ah ... I guess that's alright. You can feel free to do that.

[tsundere_catgirl]

In our world the Goddess had named our two races, we the Laguz, and who you would call humans, Beorc. It was only later in our history that Beorc chose to start calling themselves human to further separate themselves from we Laguz, calling us hated names like sub-humans and half-breeds. Nearly all Laguz were enslaved to humans at the time of this occurrence, and as such we took to calling them Humans as an insult out of spite. Human is the word we Laguz associate as everything wrong with your species.

Does that help clarify things to you Anon?

[(Anonymous)]

Uh...

I don't follow. So Beorc are humans like me, while Laguz are humans like you, and Laguz were slaves to Beorc, so Beorc saw Laguz as less than human, so Laguz saw Beorc as less than human? No, that's not right. All these fantasy terms are confusing me.

[tsundere_catgirl]

... I'm not a human.

[Watch as her 'human' form melts away into that of a giant hunting cat.]

We Laguz have the ability to shift into the forms of greats beasts and birds of the wild.

[(Anonymous)]

[ Big cat! ]

[ Anon very visibly takes a step back. They might be quaking in their shoes. ]

Is-Is-Is Is that so...

[ In a less startled frame of mind Anon would be slightly curious about the transformation- ]

[tsundere_catgirl]

[Okay, Lethe can't help but chuckle and tease anon a little here.]

You're not scared are you? Why, I haven't eaten a human in months now.

[(Anonymous)]

Eh?!

[ Welp, Anon's getting paranoid. They might be looking for an escape route, judging by the way their eyes are moving. ]

[ If I turn tail and run, Big Cat is going to have me for dinner! ]

[tsundere_catgirl]

Relax Anon, I was only being playful.

[Yup... that's Laguz playfullness for you... or at least Lethe.]

The only time I ever eat humans is if they're tying to kill me. They aren't usually the most appetizing of dishes. Though I have had one or two humans ask me to eat them, but I assume that was their way of joking.

[Or flirting, but that tends to go way over Lethe's head.]

[(Anonymous)]

[ Lethe's revelation hits Anon while Anon is speculating on Lethe's peak running speed and jaw strength. Anon falls to their knees -- their hands are still in their pockets. ]

You could have said so earlier... You really had me going there, you honestly... Guhhhhhhh.

[ Since they're on their knees anyway, they'll just sit that way for a bit.

They blink, bewildered. ] K-Kill you?

[tsundere_catgirl]

This surprises you? Humans have been enslaving Laguz for centuries, isn't it only natural that there might still be feuding and bloodshed between our two races? I happen to be Captain of Gallia's border guards, and as such I come into conflict with humans even more than many of my brethren.

[(Anonymous)]

[ Anon pauses as their thoughts come in. ]

You're under the mistaken impression that I'm from where you're from. I don't know anything about this - I haven't heard about it, and where I live it's actually pretty peaceful. [ In a manner of speaking. ]

[ ...they want to cross their legs, but they're in a skirt. How annoying. ]

[tsundere_catgirl]

You don't catch on very quickly do you? Yes you're not where I'm from, but I had explained to you in detail the history between our two races.

[sigh]

I rather envy you for coming from such a peaceful existence.

[Ehh, do what Lethe does, not care if you show off a little leg, and kick anyone upside the head who makes any 'catcalls']

[(Anonymous)]

Look, history isn't my subject. But you're accusing my people of a lot. We're not Beorc, we're Japanese. [ This is spoken in a matter-of-fact tone. ]

I'm sorry to hear you had to go through that. [ Kind of ambivalent here -- Anon's still recovering from the scare after all ]

[ ...that might be a little hard to get away with as a teacher in modern day Japan ]

[tsundere_catgirl]

As I understand it, Japanese is a nationality, not a species. I am a Gallian, but that does not mean that I am not a Laguz, and that you are not a Beorc. I am not saying that your world's Beorc are responsible, I simply question whether or not they would have acted differently than the humans of our own world if put into the same situation.

[(Anonymous)]

[ It's getting too philosophical for Anon's tastes. And Anon's just a bundle of unexamined bias.

But maybe it was in Anon's best interests not to part on bad terms with- ] Big Cat, um I mean, that's not what wanted to say.

So in your world Laguz and Beorc are two species of talking humanoid? [ They're pretty careful with this word. ] In other words, Gallian, the nationality, can be shared by both?