The Meet And Greet Meme For Characters

[museboxy]

The Meet and Greet Meme
For Characters
 This is the IC version of the The Role Call Meme



[The Rules]

1. Find the thread for the canons/fandoms of your character. If you don't see one, make one!

2. Post with all of your character accounts. Yes, all of them. Throwing in your entire musebox is totally fine in this meme. (Please write down the name and canon/fandom of the character in the subject line, and also if they're canon, AU, crossover or OC, etc.)

3. AU characters are totally OK. Crossover/fusion characters may post at all the fandoms/canons their crossover/fusion is derived from. Fandom OCs may post at their fandom/canon's thread. Original Story/Universe OCs will have their own thread.

4. Tag around all over the place - Canonmates, non-canonmates, everything is OK!

Comments

Aligula ♥ The Queen of Monomania

[innocentloveholic]

[ Well, since it looks like she's the first one here...

Time to put up pictures of her and her sweetheart! No one can complain about her decorating skills, they didn't catch the worm. Or however that phrase goes. Now, where should she put this wedding picture that totally isn't just their hands pasted over a happy couple's..? ]

[awatchfuleye]

[ CAN HE LEAVE FAST ENOUGH? ]

[innocentloveholic]

[ IT'S THE ALL SEEING EYES KID!!!!!!!!!!!

Here, you might suck at conversation but you're taller than her. Sort of. You get a bunch of cute frilly shit shoved in your arms. Come on, kid! ]

Get to work! I want this place looking gorgeous before my sweetheart comes, you hear! [ SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE. ] If you're gonna not entertain me, you're gonna decorate for me, you got it?

[awatchfuleye]

[ despite his better sense: ]

Dog Hummer's serving a prison sentence, it's not like he can leave to go to a party--

[innocentloveholic]

[ And so starts the kicking. EVERY WORD IS PUNCTUATED WITH ONE. ]

He'll be here! You got it!? He'll be here he'll be here he'll be! Here!

[awatchfuleye]

[ OW OW OW ]

Y-YES, LOVE CONQUERS ALL.

[innocentloveholic]

[ ANOTHER GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! and she'll stop. ]

I'm glad we've finally come to understand one another, Eyes. [ Now come on. Grabbing his wrist, don't drop her frills or she'll kill you. ] Let's get started! We need this place p-e-r-f-e-c-t perfect!

[eyeofseeing]

[Yeah, you know what, no. Just no. Leo is currently trying to make himself as small as possible here. Please ignore him, please ignore, please, please please.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ This place is looking better already! Aligula's just gonna step back, admire her and her unwilling participants' work, turn around and heeeeeeeeeeeey it's another one of them.

That's weird.

That's so weird???? Like damn, stuff happens in Hellsalem's lot but it isn't two All Seeing Eyes Kids. Some upstart'll be happy, that's for sure. If he comes around. Man, she sure hopes he doesn't, because then Femt'll come around and they'll start quipping at each other and ugh, total day ruiners. She's told them no girl likes existential arguments, (HINT FUCKING HINT), but do they listen? Nooooooooooo. ]

Hey, you! [ Yes you. ] Stop cowering. Come here. [ RIGHT HERE. Right. Beside. Her. Point point, tap tap. ] I need your opinion, Mr. Special Eyes.

[eyeofseeing]

[Shit! She's noticed him! Perhaps if he stands really, really still she may not know that he's actually there?

...
.....

It's not working is it? Well crap time for plan B.]

Yes. [And no, he doesn't move from his spot at all, instead he just stands there looking all nervous and awkward and sweaty. Why now, why him? Why can't he just, you know, enjoy life without some insane girl bugging him about her relationship status? Isn't that what Facebook is for? Like, seriously, he doesn't want to hear about how you drained your boyfriend's blood.]

[innocentloveholic]

[ ................................................... ]

What's wrong? Come here. [ Here. Right here. ] Right now, or I'll make you come over here myself.

[eyeofseeing]

Y-yes!

[Flinches and immediately shuffles over next to her!]

[innocentloveholic]

[ That's what she's talking about! Total domination! ]

Good boy.

[ RAISING A HAND... to pat Leo's head. Good boy. Positive reinforcement's supposed to help or something like that, right? Pretty sure she read that in a training book. ]

Okay! So, so. What do you think? Doesn't this place look nicer already? Isn't everything just perfect? You can be honest with me, Eyes, I can take it.

Aligula ♥ The Queen of Monomania

[purered]

[Aligula, pls]

...I suppose it could be worse.

[innocentloveholic]

[ Hey. If you got here first, then you'd be able to decorate the little meet-and-greet however you wanted to.

Also, big guy, you're not... the person she wants to see... Wrong Libra member!! ]

It's perfect. When my honeybunny arrives and sees what I've done with the place, he'll never leave my side again! [ She might also have a Plan to make sure that he actually sticks around, but anyway that isn't the point here, is it? Love is. ] Hmmm... I hate to ask you, but does that picture [ she will motion to one just to the left there ] look crooked to you? I had suuuuuuch a time getting it up that I'm just lookin' at it now and going, "Gee, Aligula, that doesn't look quite right," you know?

[ What doesn't look right is the fact it's someone's honeymoon photo blown up and photoshopped with her and Dog's faces on it. ]

[purered]

[Aligula, no]

...Perfect is not the word I'm looking for. And the picture looks... fine.

['Fine' isn't the word he's looking for either but she isn't exactly blowing things up right now, so maybe that's a step in the right direction.]

I see you've discovered Photoshop.

[innocentloveholic]

[ "No" is not in her dictionary, try again. ]

It's a surprisingly useful tool. [ Soooooooooometimes this world isn't so terrible. ] I've been having a lot of fun making all sorts of pictures! If you're interested, I might even let a big, dumb meaniehead like you see what I've made so far!

[purered]

[Is 'why' in her dictionary? Because.]

[Aligula. Why.]

I'll temper my expectations accordingly.

[But hey, if she's playing around on photoshop, she's not leveling half the city. It's a win-win.]

What brings you to this party?

[innocentloveholic]

I haven't been to a party in years! [ Well, a proper one. King shindigs with rock-paper-scissors and alcohol definitely don't count. ] I thought it be a fun, wonderful time, and if it's a meet and greet sort of thing, that means I get to see anyone I want without any restrictions, right? It's just the most perfect place to get in a little alone time with a certain special someone without anyone interrupting us!

[ Hmm hmm, which ones should she show... Well, there's one of her and her sweetheart in the car, but that's a little risque and less hot than she would've liked it, considering the original couple stopped what they were doing as soon as they saw her... ]

[zetsubouou]

You decorating's about as good as these appetizers.

[dry and unoriginal. femt would throw a fit if he saw what she was doing to this poor wall.]

Try the ceiling. It'll really pack a punch when they look up to pray and all they see is a demon and her boytoy.

[innocentloveholic]

[ UGH. ]

Nobody asked you. [ The ceiling isn't a bad idea though. That makes this worse. ] I was gonna get to that part when I was done with everything else, since it's waay up there and I'm waaaaaaaaay down here, buuuuuuuuuuut...

[ Hello, Mr. "My body has awesome psychic abilities," Aligula's just going to grab your hand and grin. A very hard squeeze. Painfully hard. ]

You can help me out! I've got just the pictures.

[zetsubouou]

[a u g h

it isn't as much regret as he feels when he invites their other king out someplace he deems fun, but it's regret.]

My debt's clear when I finish this, alright? I'll consider that this body's high price.

[innocentloveholic]

Whatever. It's not like I care about that kind of stuff anyway.

[ That's all Femt. Okay! Chop chop, Mr. King of Despair. She even lets go of his hand to clap hers in a manner she deems "very authoritative," but which comes off as more of a kid being excited about something. ]

There's a couple of biiiig, heavy portraits I think would look absolutely stunning up there! [ Over there, leaning against the wall! There's a few of herself (albeit with shorter hair), but most of them are either Deldro's mugshots or Dog which were obviously taken without him noticing, going by the bushes in the forefront. ] You're gonna put them up there, and you're gonna do it until I'm completely, totally, 100%, definitely satisfied with their placements.

[ This is what he gets for offering his UNASKED FOR OPINION, after all. ]

And if that body of yours tires out before we're done, well, that's just too bad. You should be taking better care of it.

[zetsubouou]

I take better care of this body than my host does. Takeout, frozen foods, sleepless nights filled with worry over stupid things that can't be changed - that's all his jam.

[he's the one that actually feeds this body healthily and uses all its money for high quality "treat yoself" nights.

does it make the red queen mad that he's picking these up so easily and floating them around? how's this? perfect spot?]

[innocentloveholic]

[ Yes and no. Yes, because he's doing it soooo effortlessly, no because someone's finally listening to her without trying to refuse her and get bullied into helping out!





Even if it's him. Never mind, she's not happy at all. ]

He should go for a spa day. Let the ladies work off alllll his troubles. Or men, whatever he prefers. I know I'd like some hunky guy--like my sweetheart!--pressing me into a stiff board, working out all my kinks and knots and ooooo~oooh!

[ Mm yes. That's suuch a delightful image, she's going to hug herself. ]

And maybe when he's done with all that, we can work out what knots we both like. [ And maybe even, like, tie the knot! For good! ]