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The Meet And Greet Meme For Characters
The Meet and Greet Meme
For Characters
[The Rules]
1. Find the thread for the canons/fandoms of your character. If you don't see one, make one!
2. Post with all of your character accounts. Yes, all of them. Throwing in your entire musebox is totally fine in this meme. (Please write down the name and canon/fandom of the character in the subject line, and also if they're canon, AU, crossover or OC, etc.)
3. AU characters are totally OK. Crossover/fusion characters may post at all the fandoms/canons their crossover/fusion is derived from. Fandom OCs may post at their fandom/canon's thread. Original Story/Universe OCs will have their own thread.
4. Tag around all over the place - Canonmates, non-canonmates, everything is OK!
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What's so great about him anyway? He's such a...he's just not good enough for his brother! At all!]
Or what? Are you going to make me?
[He sneers.]
Ooooh, I'm shaking in my boots.
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Maybe I can make you and maybe I can't. [Welp, look who's an optimist.] But if you try to hurt a single person here, I will stop you.
[Don't ask him how. Mostly because he has no idea.]
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Will you.
[He sneers, and leans forward. Flick! Goes his finger against Aoba's forehead.]
Like you?
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... We're not doing this here.
[But apparently elsewhere is good.
Hey, he decided to think. He never promised he'd think right.]
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Oh? Where will it be? The bathroom? Bedroom? In your pants?
[Ok the last part he just said because it sounded funny to him. How can you fight in someones pants.]
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[Do you really want to know how to fight in someone's pants, alpha? DO YOU?!
Well, Aoba isn't showing you, so there. Consider yourself uninvited to any future birthday parties, too.
Apart from that, though, Aoba really is trying to be sensible about this, if only because fighting the alpha... just isn't going to work in his favor.]
The bathroom is fine. [He takes a moment to congratulate himself on being able to say that calmly, then proceeds to walk to wherever the toilets are.] Let's go.
[Or not. Whatever.]
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That's fine it's cooler to crash them anyway and sulk over Clear and tease him a lot. Because that's what he'd do without orders at least. That'd be fun right? Totally.
Aoba, sensible...you poor soul. He's trying at least. He follows because he has nothing better to do, and when they get there?
Guess what unit is going to be a complete dick. And grab at Aoba's hair.]
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Aoba doesn't really like turning his back on the alpha, but someone's gotta lead the way, and the alpha's sure not going to. As long as the bot's following, Aoba is fine with it. When they get to the bathroom, he feels proud for having successfully defused the situation this far.
For about two seconds, at which point the alpha grabs his hair and there is only pain.]
Hck-... Let go!
[He tries to grab the alpha's wrists, not to pull them away as such (that would be painful in itself), but to... squeeze them and hope he lets go? Something like that.
Look, Aoba doesn't actually have a plan. That's just asking too much. He will, however, start fighting back if the alpha doesn't let go soon.]
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Poor Aoba, he needs a hippo or a hero in this case. Because what a bully. Grabbing onto Aoba's hair like that? How cruel can a bot be.
Very, as it turns out.]
Make me.
[He's squeezing his wrists, and it isn't doing much. But in case it does...he brings his hair up up and...
clamp. Aoba's hair is now in Alpha's mouth.]
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Aoba can't quite hold back a short cry of pain, but he doesn't let it stop him: still holding on to the alpha's wrists, he leans forward a bit and tries to kick the alpha in his stomach (or crotch; it's win/win). There's not exactly much room to move, with the alpha holding on to him, but Aoba needs to do something, and Aoba's kick is as strong as a mule's.
He's about as stubborn and stupid as a mule, too, but hey. Dat ass.]
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He grins, pleased at this small victory. But he didn't realize that Aoba was a kicker. He ends up with a kick to the crotch. Which are, under Toue's orders, fully operational. Alpha ends up making a choking noise, and in his hold loosens.]
What'd you do that for?!
[Biggest child.]
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Aoba takes the opportunity to pull free immediately, turning to face the alpha.]
Because you grabbed my hair, why do you think?!
[Seriously, aren't machines supposed to be logical? ... Hang on, this is Clear's family. Logicfail must be part of their programming.
Says the guy who's apparently already forgotten that they were supposed to fight, here, but whatever.]
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The alpha just huffs. Hands? On his hips. He's the picture of disgruntled.]
You don't just kick someone in the balls! That's just not right!
[Says the one who regularly dye musics peoples brains for fun. Then again...
It was his groin they were arguing about here.]
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Neither is biting someone's hair! Or brainwashing, for that matter.
[Aoba, why would you even bring that up at a time like this?!]
Don't start a fight you're not willing to finish.
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I haven't tried to brainwash you!
[At least not yet. He hasn't had the reason for it, at least not recently. He hasn't decided, and he hasn't been ordered not to brainwash Aoba...]
And I am going to finish a fight! Ball kicker.
[He made to shove him back against one of the walls. Aoba looked small enough and skinny enough that it'd be easy to pin him against the wall.]
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Ball kicker... Well, Aoba's been called worse. Unfortunately for Aoba, he's definitely small and skinny enough to be pinned, stumbling back against a wall before he even has a chance to put up a fight - but he doesn't plan to leave it at that. Bracing himself against the wall, he tries to shove the alpha away: Aoba really is much stronger at kicking than hitting, so a little extra distance would give him the advantage... comparatively speaking, anyway.]
Get... off of me...!
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[ At least the insult is something he's done, not what he didn't do. But hey, that was easy. He's trying to shove alpha away, but no. No, he's getting an...idea. He stares at the bathroom stalls, and looks for the hooks on the back of the door.
Found one. Perfect.
He grabs Aoba and hoists him into the air. One Aoba on a hook, coming up!]
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Aoba doesn't understand what even happened for the longest time, surprised that his feet no longer reach the floor. No, wait... If he stretches his toes, he can just about feel something there, so it's not like the floor has suddenly stopped working for him, or something. (Aoba, what?!) From there - and with the aid of a well-aimed hand, trying to reach behind himself to see if he can find the problem - the conclusion is fairly simple.
Which doesn't make him any less stuck. Maybe he can wriggle out of the jacket eventually, but with his own weight working against him, that's harder than it seems.]
Take me down!
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And now Aoba is dangling around like a giant coat, and Alpha is laughing. Because-look at him! This is hilarious and he's not even thinking of what may happen if anyone were to walk in on this.]
No way! Just stay right there. I need to get a camera.
[And that's Alpha's cue to leave. He might never find a camera. But this whole exercise? Worth it.]