The IC Anon Questions Meme

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The IC Anon Questions Meme!

How this works.

✪Post with your Character! Name and series go in the header.

✪Go find another character! Go anon and ask them questions. They can be as ridiculous, serious or random as you want.

✪Go answer the ones people have left for you!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

What's your opinion on the potentiality of marrying a houseplant? Surely you find them attractive, yes?

[nosentimentalist]

[WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS he's even seen less bizarre in his magazine AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING]

[Just...blankly staring for a minute, before:]

Er...why would you think me marrying a houseplant would be something that could actually occur? Last time I checked, I wasn't a plant.

[A pause.]

And no, I don't find them attractive, either. Who in the world is asking these...?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, there is a picture floating somewhere of you and a houseplant sharing a nice moment. Don't worry, it's not obscene or anything- but the two of you looked happy and healthy together.

But since you're of the occult world, why wouldn't you think this were possible? Surely anything is possible.

[nosentimentalist]

[The anons of this place must be on drugs, right, this is the only explanation for why he is hearing this.]

Despite what, well, pictures suggest, I have to say that I am not in any sort of relationship with any plant, tree or otherwise.

[And a slight scoff.] The reason why I think it isn't possible is because even in occult standards, it's nothing short of ridiculous. Do please ask again when you have an actual serious question on your mind.