The IC Anon Questions Meme

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The IC Anon Questions Meme!

How this works.

✪Post with your Character! Name and series go in the header.

✪Go find another character! Go anon and ask them questions. They can be as ridiculous, serious or random as you want.

✪Go answer the ones people have left for you!

Comments

Re: Overseer Teague Martin | Dishonored

[(Anonymous)]

How many people have you killed?

[bornintonothing]

There have been a few, but that's not something I have any interest in discussing.

Do you often go about asking such questions?

[(Anonymous)]

....yes. Yes I do. And "a few" ain't a real number, boyo. How about an approximation- 10? 20? Greater than 30?

[bornintonothing]

I don't remember.

[How's that for dismissive?]

[(Anonymous)]

[My, but aren't Overseers forgetful.]

You don't remember? Wow, you've killed so many you've lost track, eh, Martin?

[bornintonothing]

[Dry laugh.]

You're rather inquisitive. I wonder why. Perhaps you need to spend some time reflecting on the Seventh Stricture.

[(Anonymous)]

I'll get right on that. I'll engulf myself in the Strictures, and you can work a bit harder on remembering how many people you've murdered. Deal?

[bornintonothing]

You don't let up, do you? Alright then, I'll ask you-- what is it you're after?

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, you've found me out.

I work for the Guinness Book of World Records, and I've heard on good authority that you might qualify for the "killed people and then will continually vaguely acknowledge it" category. I gotta say, you're a good contender thus far.

[bornintonothing]

The what?

By the Void, I don't have time for this.

[(Anonymous)]

Me neither! So do me a favor and answer the question. Come on, you gotta have some idea of the bloodshed you've caused. Just give me a number and I'll be on my merry little way.

[bornintonothing]

Go bother someone else with your ridiculous questions. I don't have anything to say.

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, don't be like that, Martin. I was just honestly curious. What's wrong with a bit of curiosity? At least confirm that you do know the exact number of people you've killed, even if you won't share it.

[bornintonothing]

No.

As I've told you, I have no interest in discussing such things with you.

[(Anonymous)]

Well...um. I forgot to mention I'm Havelock.

So, like, you have to tell me. For the success of the Loyalist Movement.

Go Loyalists!

[bornintonothing]

No, you're not.

What do you take me for?

[(Anonymous)]

A soldier, a highway robber and a man of faith?

[bornintonothing]

You have a quick tongue. We'll see how well it serves you before someone cuts it out.

[He folds his arms.]

I'm only a man of faith these days.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, these days. But I'm not only talking about the now. I'm talking about your whole life, Mr. Martin. And those instances where you killed people are a part of your history, like it or not. How many people was it that you've killed, again? I think you were just about to tell me.

[bornintonothing]

And I think you're mistaken.

[(Anonymous)]

....I'm gonna just write you down for 54.5 kills (the .5 is for, like, scaring an old man while wearing your Overseer mask and causing him to have a heart attack from the shock; you did technically kill him, but not by your hand, per se). Please, do correct me if that number is too high or too low.

[bornintonothing]

If that's what it takes, then by all means, put me down for fifty-four deaths.

[You're exasperating him, Anon.]

[(Anonymous)]

[Come now, Martin! Exasperation is the spice of life!]

Fifty four deaths. Geez. You're a killing machine!

[bornintonothing]

Are you satisfied?

[He frowns.]

I trust you don't have anything else to ask beyond that?

[(Anonymous)]

...which kill was the most enjoyable?

...which one do you regret?

Inquiring minds want to know.