[Gilderoy is almost too easy to make fun of... perhaps that is why he goes through his years at Hogwarts relatively un-bullied. And because he's too much of a coward to sit on a ledge himself, he decides to pose up against the wall... one had to look one's best in case any of the fangirls happen to pass by!]

Really? I look much better after I've combed my hair, myself. The only downside of these magnificent curls is that I have to style them before anyone sees me! [...that went right over his pretty blonde head, Sirius.]